Too many naked/ half naked ladies for my taste.
if you genuinely have a crush on me and you dont tell me ur making a mistake because if you have a crush on me ill probably develop a crush on u in 0.2 seconds
Haha this is such a lesbian thing
im a 15 year old boy
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so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
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if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
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My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart
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i ain’t no athlete but i’d sprint down that happy trail
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My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?
Ill be almost 22 by the time I go. Live yo life, girl.
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boy moans are so nice
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on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
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